Summerville Wife Can’t Decide Where to Eat, Husband Ready to Blow His Brains Out

A Summerville woman couldn’t decide where she wanted to go out and eat dinner for the evening causing her husband to nearly lose his shit. The wife, Vicki Denham, was given carte blanche by her husband, Brad, to select any restaurant in the Summerville area to have dinner. But after a few hours of contemplating, she was no closer to picking an option.
The couple was supposed to be going out on the town for their 8th wedding anniversary dinner. Brad even placed their children with friends so they could enjoy a peaceful night out together, but Vicki failed to pick a restaurant, claiming she didn’t know what she was in the mood for.
Brad conveyed his frustrations about the situation while pacing angrily in the garage. “She always does this,” he said. “I tell her to pick whatever she wants and we’ll go there. Then she can’t decide and rejects any option I suggest. I can’t deal with this anymore. I swear to God, I’m ready to blow my brains out.”
Vicki was torn between pizza, Vietnamese and a steak house. “I kind of want to have all three, but I don’t want to have just one. Do you know what I mean? I just want to be really sure I pick the best restaurant for this special evening.”
Summerville historian Whitney Hampson said, “Summerville has always had too many food choices. There’s literally every restaurant you can possibly think of within a ten square mile area. The conundrum of where to eat has been driving local husbands bat shit crazy for many years.”
Once the crisis breached hour three, Brad officially lost his shit and exploded in a tantrum. Witnesses report he screamed, “I’m just going to get Chinese takeout,” before screeching tires out of the driveway in the family minivan. The couple then quietly ate their General Tso’s combos while watching repeats of Shark Tank on Hulu. Neither were satisfied.

1 Comment on "Summerville Wife Can’t Decide Where to Eat, Husband Ready to Blow His Brains Out"

  1. R.T. Shepherd | July 7, 2016 at 1:58 pm |

    A high quality steak, tomatoes, corn on the cob and red bliss potatos in the crock pot with sufficent beef broth in the morning on “low”. Dinner solved! Too funny.

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