A new ordinance on Daniel Island will require all pugs to be pushed in baby strollers. The new rule goes into effect today and any violators may be subject to later tee times at the country club golf course.
The new rule will greatly reduce the number saddy-kins pugs who get too tired on walks. There will also be a reduction in the need for local pet therapists.
Daniel Island City Administrator Shannon McHale said the ordinance was the result of many concerned residents. “This is the biggest issue Daniel Island is facing right now,” she said. “We need to make sure our pugs’ little leggy weggys don’t get too tired.”
Now that Daniel Island’s biggest problem has been solved, residents will go back to giving sketchy looks to people walking in the neighborhood who don’t look familiar.