Hungover Mt. Pleasant Couple Feeling Awkward After Epic Fight About Nacho Cheese Last Night

A Mount Pleasant couple is nursing major hangovers this morning and trying to get over the awkwardness of the major fight they can barely remember. Bart and Linda Wheeler got into a screaming match at the bar last night over the topic of nacho cheese, although neither of them can really remember why they were fighting about it.

The couple downed two bottles of wine before leaving for the bar, which in hindsight was the couple’s downfall for the evening. Linda tried to piece together the night while smoking a Parliament Light on her screened-in porch. “I remember arguing with Bart about the cheese on our nachos, then the manager kicking us out. Then I really don’t remember the rest. I guess we shouldn’t have pre-gamed so hard last night.”

Even though the fight began at the bar, it spilled over into the couple’s apartment after arriving home by Uber. Bart and Linda woke up this morning to find a couch pillow covered in mascara-stained tears and a bag packed full of Bart’s clothes by the front door. There were also sloppily drawn diagrams strewn about the apartment depicting what nacho cheese coverage should look like.

Bart tried to shake off the douche chills while awkwardly refolding his clothes and placing them back in the dresser. “I don’t even know where I thought I was going to,” he said. “And why the hell did I only pack gym shorts and socks?” After a lengthy search, Bart also discovered he threw his wedding band behind the TV console.

The couple is expected to make-up during lunch at Vickery’s today, then drink too many high gravity beers before getting into another scream match about which is better–Transformers or ThunderCats.




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  1. Thundercats! hands down.

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