Downtown Preppy D-Bag Getting Tossed From The Bar Wants Everyone To Know His Mom is a Lawyer at MUSC
A privileged young adult male who was getting thrown out of a crowded bar for disruptive behavior made it clear to all of the bouncers…
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Annoying Ultra-Liberal Friend Getting Ready To Ruin April Fool’s Day By Declaring All of Your Pranks Offensive
An overly-annoying liberal woman is preparing to ruin all her friends’ April Fool’s Day by posting angry Facebook comments on their prank posts and declaring…
Downtown Rich White People Have Charity Dinner To Help Slightly Less Rich White People
The Biltmore Hotel downtown was buzzing last night with big band jazz music playing and lots of champagne being poured as the South of Broad…
Lowcountry Catholics Tailgating For Easter Mass
Thousands of Charleston-area Catholics are tailgating this morning in anticipation of the biggest church mass of the year, Easter Sunday. It’s the one day of…
Comcast Customer Service Now The Leading Cause of Sudden Death In The Lowcountry
Comcast’s customer service department has now replaced heart disease as the leading cause of sudden death in the Lowcountry. Customers who call Comcast to make…
Fauxcountry News Projects Scott Baio Winner of the SC Republican Primary
Scott Baio is projected to win the South Carolina Republican Primary according to a Fauxcountry News exit poll (error margin 87% ). Never before has…
Handing Out Free Donuts at SEWE’s Birds of Prey Demo Creates Problems
People attending SEWE’s Birds of Prey Demonstration over the weekend got a big surprise when the birds descended on the crowd to steal their free donuts. Hundreds…
Tourists Disappointed To Discover Blossom is Not a Tribute Bar For the 90’s Sitcom
A married couple visiting from Sheboygan, Wisconsin was disappointed to learn that the downtown restaurant Blossom was not, in fact, a tribute bar to the…
83% of Charleston Residents Hungover as Hell This Morning
The Charleston metropolitan area is experiencing an unprecedented health event this morning. An estimated 83% of Charleston area residents are extremely hungover which will result in…
Recent Grad Collapses Into Fetal Position After Opening Student Loan Debt Statement
A recent College of Charleston graduate made the mistake of opening her student loan repayment statement just before going out with friends on Friday night….